Sunday, January 18, 2009

The 68pornomags


M U S I C – The Gifted


Original submission to SUBSTANCE Magazine, November, 2007

The 68pornomags

BD Marie Hughes

Recently I sat down with the front man of The 68pornomags, Wes Ryan, and band drummer, Mike “Wally” Wallington, (absent, working late, Mike Wistuba, bass guitarist) in Mike’s downtown Toronto home in their practice space.

BD: Nice to see you, Wes, Wally, as always. You have your band set up online with your own web page and a myspace page. They’re quite impressive in their content and layout. What can you tell me about them and your take on cyberspace? How does it work with music, specifically your band, and generally in music today?

Wes: Cyberspace has really leveled the playing field in so far as it is allowing unsigned bands to compete with major label bands that have considerable corporate backing. The internet has been a great equalizer. Myspace has been a useful tool. However, there are many tools online that allow unsigned bands to connect with fans they would otherwise not have connected with. Look at Radiohead, one of most popular bands in the last 15 years, essentially adopting the methods of “the unknown band”. They’re selling their music for whatever you, the fan, feel it’s worth – essentially it’s free, they’re giving it away. Radiohead will make their money on concert tickets, merchandising, and licensing etc. We’ve had our songs downloadable for about 4 years.

Wally: Cyberspace is an excellent tool and everyone should use it! (the 3 of us laugh, acknowledging Wally’s “myspace” stab)

Wes: It’s like with “indie” music.” In the 90’s,” indie” had an entirely different connotation. “Indie” meant independent. Since the 90’s, music has changed. The classic record industry has learned to watch the underground and find ways to infiltrate it. “Indie” has morphed into a buzzword, a marketing word. You have “indie” bands that are signed or dream of being signed to a record label. So “indie” no longer means “independent” in the traditional sense. I mean shit, they are selling cars and ipods with the “indie” esthetic now.

BD: You have described your music as a cross of rock, thrash, and punk for lack of better terms. Are you writing most of your own music? How do you 3 create your music, from ideas, to conceptualization, to encapsulating the whole thing, and then laying down a track? Describe your writing scenario.

Wally: We write all of our songs. Any one of us can start to play the music, then Wes slowly writes the lyrics to it. It’s usually done in one evening.

Wes: We don’t write anything down. We can do it in 15 minutes, sometimes longer, an hour or 2. The lyrics will be about what you’ve heard and read – current stuff.

Wally: (deadpans) His mind is like a computer, my mind is like a drain (points to Wes).

BD: Recently you played a venue where there were record label execs there to offer free critique about your talents. What was the feedback? How do you view the whole record label scene?

Wes: These types of events are done in every large urban centre in the country. It’s basically an entertainment event. It’s for the promoters – they get bands to come out and the bands bring their friends out. We don’t see it as our big break, quote unquote, so to speak. Again, music is now DIY. If you look hard enough you will find out what works. It was interesting though, I mean, to hear Roadrunner A&R tell us that the record company is basically trying to figure out how to get their CD’s under $10 so that they can compete with unsigned bands who own burners/printers. It was quite nice to hear. That part of it was interesting. You get the feeling that they are really trying to stop the coffin from closing and are quickly running out of options to block the lid.

BD: How do you feel about censorship? You had a show recently where the promoters refused to bill your band as The 68pornomags. They billed you as “Mags” or “The Mags”.

Wes: We don’t think anything about it. I mean it’s 2007 for christ sakes. If it’s OK to fight an illegal war and slaughter innocent civilians in the name of decency, I can’t really see how the word “porno” or “fuck” holds much power next to that…

BD: The obvious question is, “What are your music influences?” The not-so-obvious question is, “How do those influences reveal themselves in your music?”

Wes: We each listen to different types of music.

Wally: We listen to tons of shit as a band and tons as individuals. Some music I listen to, Wes doesn’t. Like Wes likes everything from Duke Ellington to Justin Timberlake to Beneath the Masses. I like Classic Rock, Jazz, a lot of 90’s music. Mike listens to Jazz, classical, old punk, Dave Matthews Band, Victor Wooten and so on. The sound of the band is a sum of its parts.

Wes: There are 2 kinds of music – good and bad. The only difference is how well it’s played.

BD: It’s quite apparent that all 3 of you are insanely talented, each in your own right. How do you, as a band, play to those strengths? Also what helps you develop your musicianship?

Wes: Playing in the band has been the most practice we’ve had recently, but in prior years we all practiced on our technique quite a bit. There is a prog-ish element to what we do.

BD: What advice would you give to young artists? We often read about musicians retaining control of their own music.

Wes: Don’t do drugs unless they are totally free or cooked into pastry. Don’t do what Cobain did.

BD: Your fan base is escalating really quickly. I’ve seen this first-hand in checking out The 68pornomags and the numbers of people turning up at many of your gigs. Are you looking to appeal to any specific group or are you going for that wide appeal? How is your reputation spreading and building momentum?

Wes: We just want to be loud and rock the shit out of people. Putting up posters is always a real drag so recently we’ve begun a new program.

Wally: Yeah, we are hoping to contract out a hearing aid company that can offer discounts for people who have attended our shows. Maybe get them to put ads up in the washrooms at venues that we are appearing at soon.

Wes: We’ve got a strategy in mind.

BD: What’s next for The 68pornomags?

Wes: We’d like to set out our critical path, get a series of ads out, really promote the band and the fact that we are worth at least $5 to see live. We’ve been songwriting and have half an album done already. We really like to think things through, take time so it sits right. I mean we looked for a drummer for 5 years and finally found Wally. We held auditions and all that, just to get the right fit. (Pointing to Wally playing Mike’s bass guitar) Wally’s a really, really technical player who’s played with no technical purpose for years – it’s going great!

REFS/Sources:

www.myspace.com/the68pornomags
www.68pornomags.com

Wake-up Nightlife - Venues - The Dungeon, Oshawa, ON

Wake-up Nightlife – Club District – December 9.2007

The Dungeon, Oshawa, ON

By BD Marie Hughes

Originally submitted to SUBSTANCE Magazine, Dec.9.2007

Where is the best place to go & take in the best bands just beyond the city limits of Toronto? Two words: The Dungeon in Oshawa. Three more words: Worth the drive.

The following are excerpts from an interview with the incomparable and highly energized Sarah Bisch, General Manager. She managed to impressed the hell out of me with her quick management skills and problem-solving (“There’s always a problem!”) at a massive show in early December 2007 featuring The 68pornomags, Blackjacket, Man With Target, Bridge Too Far, End Program, and Raised Fist from Sweden currently touring Canada & the U.S. I told her she seemed extremely plugged-in to her job and that, as a competitive men’s rowing coach, I don’t blow no sunshine. Sarah is also a full-time student of the Music Management Program at Durham College. She’s a young woman that’s on top of her game.

BD: How would you describe The Dungeon to someone who’s never been? What’s its reputation?

Sarah: The Dungeon is the longest running venue for live music in Oshawa. It lives up to its name. It is a bar situated in the basement under a Laser Tag place. It’s grungy, small, and bursting with positive energy and kickass live music.

BD: Does The Dungeon advertise?

S: Due to The Dungeon being around for such a long time, it isn’t necessary to advertise the bar itself. We promote our shows all around Durham region and the internet. We have been doing some promotions lately with local radio stations and with Rogers television. The media is very supportive of our venue and we try to give them lots of opportunities to work with us and artists we are booking.

BD: What types of bands do you book – are you looking to go with a certain genre or is it a free for all?

S: The Dungeon is usually known for having in Rock, Hardcore, Punk, Ska (punk rock with brass), Emo, and Metal shows, however the venue is definitely NOT limited to those genres. In January, we are having East Coast Hip-Hop artist Classified hitting our stage. We’re always open to every genre. Another favourite Hip Hop band we’ve been having out lately is Down With Webster from Toronto. If you want to get a crowd moving, invite those guys out!

BD: How do you go about booking bands for your venue? Do you contact them or are bands getting in touch with you? What criteria, if any, do you have for the bands?

S: Bands contact us all the time. Fans of bands contact us all a time. Will (the owner of The Dungeon/WRNent which is William R. Neville Entertainment) and I are constantly on myspace, or kicking around Toronto checking out shows when we have the night off. If we find a band that we dig, we see about getting them in to play. Criteria: Be good.

A big factor about getting a second gig at the venue is to be polite. Since starting at the venue, I have dealt with some really difficult “rockstar” types. That’s a huge turn off. Your music can be good, but if you aren’t polite to the bar staff, and the promoter, don’t expect a second gig.

BD: You had mentioned earlier that there is a new owner – what is it like to work with him? I understand he’s promoted the hell out of you internally, giving you a larger role at The Dungeon and more responsibility.

S: I started at The Dungeon January 5.2007. This was the first show put on by the new owner, William Neville. I went to a show he put on at another bar a month or so earlier and got his contacts from one of the bands. I asked him if he needed a hand at any shows he was putting on. He told me he had just bought The Dungeon and offered me a job. I started out as the door person. From there I became Will’s assistant on the promotions side, and as of recently, have been promoted to being the General Manager. Will is a great boss and friend. He has been my biggest mentor in the industry. As he likes to put it, “I (Will) am a promoter. I promote my bar. I promote my bands. I promote my people”. He has lived up to that statement in every way. The venue has really had a huge turn around this year since Will took over. It’s a lot cleaner than it was in the past years, and is a safer environment to harbour the “all ages” crowd that we are proud to welcome. The bar has had some really big names play at it this year, including: illScarlett, Gob, Rockstar Supernova winner: Lukas Rossi, Social Code, Protest the Hero, The 68pornomags, Raised Fist from Sweden, etc., etc. The place is getting noticed from big entities like myspace, too. We will be co-presenting our New Year’s Eve Bash with them.

BD: What’s the craziest band you ever booked?

S: I was on tour while Toronto’s 3Tards (punk rock) played at The Dungeon. I heard stories about there being a riot and the General Manager having to call the cops to shut the show down. 3Tards are definitely one of the craziest bands in the Toronto area. They are crazy wild and encourage the crowd to get rowdy. It’s a formula for a riot for sure (we both laugh). They are also really great guys to work with. We are hoping to get them back to the venue sometime this spring.

BD: Which band or bands have come to play at The Dungeon that brought a huge audience that you weren’t expecting?

S: illScarlett shows are always huge for us. I remember the first time I saw them. It was a few years ago at the Vinyl in Guelph. illScarlett was opening for The Salads, and I was hanging out with the Salads’ bassist, Chuck, watching them. We discussed how good they were. I started my first year of college in 2006 and the first party I went to I heard a familiar sound . Since then, I haven’t been able to go a day without hearing something about the band. It has been nice to see them doing so well.

BD: Conversely (laughs), who bombed?

S: (laughs) We don’t like to talk about them.

BD: Club drink du jour?

S: There is not one drink that is a house favourite. We ensure that we stock Labatt’s 50 on nights with punk shows. It is key to stock 50 for punks.

BD: You went on tour last summer with the insanely talented Jen Militia. What was that like and how did you find it prepared you for your role here at The Dungeon?

S: The tour was a 10-week Western Canada tour. We went through highs and lows while on the road. The experience gave me an amazing look into the life of a touring band. I find that I am far more accommodating to bands and their tour managers now that I have seen how rough it can be on the road. After sleeping on a concrete floor and bathing in a wash tub for almost a week in Vancouver, you really get the feel for how life on the road can be.

We hit every different type of venue while crossing the country. You meet a lot of different people when you hit a different town every couple of days. I got to meet plenty of bar owners, promoters, bartenders, and fans. It was neat to see how different bars were run.

BD: What advice would you give to other young women looking for a career in the music and club industry? Do you, yourself, feel you’ll be here in 5 years time growing the biz or perhaps moving into a different area?

S: I shouldn’t be giving advice at this point. I’m still a baby in this industry. 19 is too young to be offering words of wisdom to anyone other than myself. I often remind myself to not lose focus. Advice I have gotten that has been good for me:

“Don’t be scared.” This has been said to me at least once by every single member of the Jen Militia. I heard it at least daily while on tour with them.

“Sleep is for the weak.” – (laughs) Will likes to joke and say this to me when I get busy juggling my school work and my work for him.

I hope to be working with Will in 5 years. He is a great boss and things just keep getting bigger and better for everyone here. I’d be crazy to bale on this operation anytime soon. I will, hopefully, tour a few more times while I’m still young and full of energy, and working with the Jen Militia. They’re going to be huge.

Ref./Sources:

www.TheDungeon.ca

www.myspace.com/wrnent

Classy, Smart & Choosy: Enjoy your Cocktails!


Classy, Smart and Choosy – Enjoy your Cocktails!

By BD Marie Hughes

Originally submitted to SUBSTANCE Magazine, Jan. 2008 issue

The start of a new year often brings weight management resolutions. It’s the little changes, added up over time, which help you reach your goals. Soon you are defining a new and refreshing lifestyle approach. If you design it, you can live with it!

An evening out need not be anxiety-laden – you can indulge and enjoy, all the while keeping your New Year’s resolutions!

Take a look to see where you can trim “calorie corners”. Tip: Anything “spritzer” is a clever calorie “stretcher”!

Type

Typical Serving

Calories

Bailey’s Irish Cream
(& most liqueurs)

1 glass – 37 ml

139

Beer, bitter, canned

1 pint

182

Beer, Guinness, stout

1 pint

170

Beer, lager, Stella Artois

1 can – 550 ml

221

Vodka, 40% volume

1 shot – 25 ml

55

Gin, 40% volume

1 shot – 25 ml

56

Sherry, sweet

1 glass – 50 ml

68

Port, ruby or white

1 glass – 120 ml

175

Wine, white, medium

1 glass – 120 ml

85

Wine, red

1 glass – 120 ml

95

Wine, rose or blush

1 glass – 120 ml

95

Champagne

1 glass – 120 ml

90

"Jagermeister Cured My Cold!!"


“Jagermeister cured my cold!”….. and other mythical cures for the Common Cold

BD Marie Hughes

Originally submitted to SUBSTANCE Magazine, Oct. 2007

Feed a cold, starve a fever. Starve a cold, feed a fever. What are you going to do?? You’re suffering and you just want relief…..

Contrary to the exclamation above, alcoholic beverages do NOT ward off the flu! That includes Jager, Cosmos, designer martinis, single malt scotches, and Heineken!

Other myths to cure the common cold:

  • Drowning yourself in orange juice
  • Boiled cabbage quarters wrapped in a tea towel and applied to the chest
  • Chicken noodle soup (vegetable is actually better – it’s easier on your digestive system)
  • Eating garlic, garlic, and more garlic
  • Turnip juice
  • Pigeons’ egg yolks
  • Donkey or goat milk (huh??)
  • Wrapping a stinky, woolen sock around your neck (compliments of my Swedish mother, “When you can smell the sock, you’re good!”)
  • Large doses of vitamins including vitamin C (Be careful! Vitamins, in excessive doses, can be toxic!).

There is no known cure for the common cold. There are many strains of influenza. The flu shot is only effective for a few. At most you can do things that bring comfort and induce sleep. Who wants to be awake and suffer?

When you begin to feel lousy, that’s when you’re most contagious. That’s also the ideal time to excuse yourself from life for a day or two. That time frame gives you a chance to get eating as healthy as possible and get more rest. You also avoid stares and complaints about sneezing, coughing and “infecting everyone”! You will also be stronger to endure the inevitable symptoms that will follow.

Go with what feels right to you. Eat what you can, drink plenty of liquids, and rest.

Toronto Independent Music Awards (TIMAs) 2008

TORONTO INDEPENDENT MUSIC AWARDS (TIMAs) 2008


Originally submitted to Tambourine Magazine, "Tambourine Magazine Sponsors The 2008 TIMAs"

By BD Marie Hughes

The TIMAs, the Toronto Independent Music Awards, is in its fourth year and quickly gaining momentum, prestige, and music industry recognition. The TIMAs celebrate music talent not only in Toronto but internationally. Awards are given in a comprehensive range of categories including songwriting and cd art design.

Music showcases take place at Jeff Healey’s Roadhouse, on Blue Jays Way, downtown Toronto, every Wednesday night beginning April 9. The Phoenix Concert Hall in Toronto will be the place to be on July 31 for the awards show! Nominees and fans alike will have the chance to rub elbows with music industry executives and, together, celebrate independent music achievement.

The TIMA’s visionary producer and founder, Daniela Oliva, fueled by her passion and obvious hard work, has successfully contributed to the independent music scene by creating this unique opportunity for artists to connect with industry mentors. Independent artists now have one more way to add to their experience, knowledge, and networks – tools that are invaluable in the highly competitive, ever-changing world of music.

Tambourine Magazine is a proud supporter of The 2008 TIMAs. We will be there to bring you the highlights and all that is leading edge in the independent music scene world-wide!

For complete showcase listings and details on the July 31 awards show, visit www.TorontoIMA.com.

Toronto Independent Music Awards (TIMAs) 2007

THE TORONTO INDEPENDENT MUSIC AWARDS (TIMAs) 2007

Orginally submitted to SUBSTANCE Magazine, "SUBSTANCE covers The TIMAs 2007"

By BD Marie Hughes

The TIMAs, the Toronto Independent Music Awards, is in its third year and quickly gaining momentum, prestige, and music industry recognition. The TIMAs celebrate music talent not only in Toronto but internationally. Awards are given in a comprehensive range of categories including songwriting and cd art design. SUBSTANCE was there to bring you the highlights!

The Phoenix Concert Hall in Toronto was the place to be on October 4! Nominees and fans alike rubbed elbows with music industry executives and, together, celebrated independent music achievement.

A high level of energy was maintained throughout the night as various artists performed between award presentations. Host Sabrina Jalees kept the festivities hyped injecting her dead-pan yet razor-sharp “Swiss Pakistani” humour between introductions of guest presenters.

Some of the winners and their categories included:

Daphne Darling – Best Pop

Lowlife – Best Rap

Jen Militia – Best Urban

Romney Getty – Best Country

A Certain Symmetry – Best Indie Rock

Fancy Girls Market – Best Young Songwriter(s)

Best Female Fronted – The Joys

Flat Top – Best Out-of-Province

Max Min (Austria) – Best International, Best Album Art

For the full list of winners, see www.TorontoIMA.com.

The evening’s outstanding live performances were:

Layah Jane

Letters to Elora

KC Roberts

Run with the Kittens.

The Best Alternative Rock Award was presented by Gordon Lewis, of Teenage Head fame, to the band Westpoint.

TIMA’s visionary producer and founder, Daniela Oliva, fueled by her passion and obvious hard work, has successfully contributed to the independent music scene by creating this unique opportunity for artists to connect with industry mentors. Independent artists now have one more way to add to their experience, knowledge, and networks – tools that are invaluable in the highly competitive, ever-changing world of music.

SUBSTANCE will be there in 2008 to bring you all that is leading edge in the independent music scene world-wide!

REFS/Sources:

www.TorontoIMA.com

Art Tour: Toronto's "Graffiti Alley"


ART TOUR: Toronto’s “Graffiti Alley”

By BD Marie ughes


Originally submitted to TAMBOURINE Magazine www.TambourineMagazine.ca - February 12.2008


Even in the dead of winter, Toronto’s downtown “Graffiti Alley” remains an energetic riot of colour. If you’re rambling around downtown at any given time and want to see what it’s all about, a good starting point is Queen St. W. at Spadina. Walk about half a block south of Queen W. along Spadina and you’ll find the hidden masterpieces welcoming you in.

This is a concentrated area of wall to wall graf. You will find an array of styles, subjects, and “statements”.

Since 2002, Style in Progress, a non-profit organization that promotes urban culture by producing exhibits and events, has hosted the event (with owners’ permission, naturally). In October 2005, through SIP, Bell Canada commissioned the painting of 10 utility boxes. Community feedback was so positive that, in October 2006, Bell commissioned 40 more. That commission covered utility boxes in the Jane & Finch neighbourhoods, as well as those in Queen St. W. downtown. Alas, favour in all things artist waxes and wanes. SIP wasn’t able to secure financial backing in 2007 to host the event. On the positive side, the existing graf was not removed and remains as a tribute to the urban art scene.

Whether you feel this type of art exists at its best in an illegal form (“bombing” under the guise of dark) or in “legal” hosted events, you won’t be disappointed in a walking tour regardless of the time of year. As an aspiring musician, I am passionate about any avenue in which art can be viewed and expressed. Graffiti Alley is one of those places, to me, by its sheer will of existence, only furthers that passion. When you have time, check it out. It’s all fenced up now but try to find “the secret swing”.